lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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(via primadonna-grrrl)

myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

(Source: sav4gez, via dutchster)

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via dutchster)

hartbigcanon:

Hannah Hart, you smooth motherfucker. 

(Source: kendrick-wilde)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(via dutchster)

cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

(Source: seththewolf, via fudgepocalypse)

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

(via joshpeck)

straystuff:

Arthur you are an idiot

(via fudgepocalypse)

thereasonimpale:

mycroft-queenofcake:

thewierdointhegroup:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

i-am-a-wayward-daughter:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

barrett-the-babe:

charile:

i hope you hit post limit 

I hope your gravestone is in comic sans

I hope you have to use algebra in your career

I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs

i hope your computer crashes

i hope you step on a lego

i hope they cancel oprah

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(Source: bukkakeluver97, via laurenswand)

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

(via dutchster)

fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

(via fudgepocalypse)

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

(via fudgepocalypse)